Season 1
| 1 | Pilot | 2005-02-06 |
| 2 | Threat Levels | 2005-05-01 |
| 3 | Stan Knows Best | 2005-05-08 |
| 4 | Francine's Flashback | 2005-05-15 |
| 5 | Roger Codger | 2005-06-05 |
| 6 | Homeland Insecurity | 2005-06-12 |
| 7 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man | 2005-06-19 |
| 8 | Beförderung mit Hindernissen | 2005-01-01 |
| 9 | A Smith in the Hand | 2005-09-18 |
| 10 | All About Steve | 2005-09-25 |
| 11 | Con Heir | 2005-10-02 |
| 12 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1 | 2005-11-06 |
| 13 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2 | 2005-11-13 |
| 14 | Stannie Get Your Gun | 2005-11-20 |
| 15 | Star Trek | 2005-11-27 |
| 16 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewife | 2005-12-18 |
| 17 | Rough Trade | 2006-01-08 |
| 18 | Flirting with Disaster | 2011-05-15 |
| 19 | It's Good to Be the Queen | 2006-02-26 |
| 20 | Roger n' Me | 2006-04-23 |
| 21 | Helping Handis | 2006-04-30 |
| 22 | With Friends Like Steve's | 2006-05-07 |
| 23 | Tears of a Clooney | 2006-05-14 |
Season 2
| 1 | Bullocks to Stan | 2005-09-11 |
| 2 | A Smith in the Hand | 2005-09-18 |
| 3 | All About Steve | 2005-09-25 |
| 4 | Con Heir | 2005-10-02 |
| 5 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1 | 2005-11-06 |
| 6 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2 | 2005-11-13 |
| 7 | Stannie Get Your Gun | 2005-11-20 |
| 8 | Star Trek | 2005-11-27 |
| 9 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewife | 2005-12-18 |
| 10 | Rough Trade | 2006-01-08 |
| 11 | Finances with Wolves | 2006-01-29 |
| 12 | It's Good to Be the Queen | 2006-02-26 |
| 13 | Roger n' Me | 2006-04-23 |
| 14 | Helping Handis | 2006-04-30 |
| 15 | With Friends Like Steve's | 2006-05-07 |
| 16 | Tears of a Clooney | 2006-05-14 |
| 17 | I Can't Stan You | 2007-05-06 |
| 18 | The Magnificent Steven | 2007-05-13 |
| 19 | Joint Custody | 2007-05-20 |
Season 3
| 1 | Camp Refoogee | 2006-09-10 |
| 2 | The American Dad After School Special | 2006-09-17 |
| 3 | Failure Is Not a Factory-installed Option | 2006-09-24 |
| 4 | Lincoln Lover | 2006-11-05 |
| 5 | Dungeons and Wagons | 2006-11-12 |
| 6 | Iced, Iced Babies | 2006-11-19 |
| 7 | Of Ice and Men | 2006-11-26 |
| 8 | Irregarding Steve | 2006-12-10 |
| 9 | The Best Christmas Story Never | 2006-12-17 |
| 10 | Bush Comes to Dinner | 2007-01-07 |
| 11 | American Dream Factory | 2007-01-28 |
| 12 | A.T. Abused Terestrial | 2007-02-11 |
| 13 | Black Mystery Month | 2007-02-18 |
| 14 | An Apocalypse to Remember | 2007-03-25 |
| 15 | Four Little Words | 2007-04-01 |
| 16 | When a Stan Loves a Woman | 2007-04-29 |
| 17 | I Can't Stan You | 2007-05-06 |
| 18 | The Magnificent Steven | 2007-05-13 |
| 19 | Joint Custody | 2007-05-20 |
Season 4
| 1 | The Vacation Goo | 2007-09-30 |
| 2 | Meter Made | 2007-10-07 |
| 3 | Dope and Faith | 2007-10-14 |
| 4 | Big Trouble in Little Langley | 2007-11-04 |
| 5 | Haylias | 2007-11-11 |
| 6 | The 42-Year-Old Virgin | 2007-11-18 |
| 7 | Surro-Gate | 2007-12-02 |
| 8 | The Most Adequate Christmas Ever | 2007-12-16 |
| 9 | Frannie 911 | 2008-01-06 |
| 10 | Tearjerker | 2008-01-13 |
| 11 | Oedipal Panties | 2008-01-27 |
| 12 | Widowmaker | 2008-02-17 |
| 13 | Red October Sky | 2008-04-27 |
| 14 | Office Spaceman | 2008-05-04 |
| 15 | Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold | 2008-05-11 |
| 16 | Spring Break-up | 2008-05-18 |
| 17 | Every Which Way But Lose | 2009-04-26 |
| 18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | 2009-05-03 |
| 19 | Daddy Queerest | 2009-05-10 |
| 20 | Stan's Night Out | 2009-05-17 |
Season 5
| 1 | 1600 Candles | 2008-09-28 |
| 2 | The One That Got Away | 2008-10-05 |
| 3 | One Little Word | 2008-10-19 |
| 4 | Choosy Wives Choose Smith | 2008-11-02 |
| 5 | Escape from Pearl Bailey | 2008-11-09 |
| 6 | Pulling Double Booty | 2008-11-16 |
| 7 | Phantom of the Telethon | 2008-11-30 |
| 8 | Chimdale | 2009-01-25 |
| 9 | Stan Time | 2009-02-08 |
| 10 | Family Affair | 2009-02-15 |
| 11 | Live and Let Fry | 2009-03-01 |
| 12 | Roy Rogers McFreely | 2009-03-08 |
| 13 | Jack's Back | 2009-03-15 |
| 14 | Bar Mitzvah Hustle | 2009-03-22 |
| 15 | Wife Insurance | 2009-03-29 |
| 16 | Delorean Story-An | 2009-04-19 |
| 17 | Every Which Way But Lose | 2009-04-26 |
| 18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | 2009-05-03 |
| 19 | Daddy Queerest | 2009-05-10 |
| 20 | Stan's Night Out | 2009-05-17 |
Season 6
| 1 | In Country... Club | 2009-09-27 |
| 2 | Moon Over Isla Island | 2009-10-04 |
| 3 | Home Adrone | 2009-10-11 |
| 4 | Brains, Brains & Automobiles | 2009-10-18 |
| 5 | Man in the Moonbounce | 2009-11-08 |
| 6 | Shallow Vows | 2009-11-15 |
| 7 | My Morning Straitjacket | 2009-11-22 |
| 8 | G-String Circus | 2009-11-29 |
| 9 | Rapture's Delight | 2009-12-13 |
| 10 | Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth | 2010-01-03 |
| 11 | A Jones for a Smith | 2010-01-31 |
| 12 | May the Best Stan Win | 2010-02-14 |
| 13 | Return of the Bling | 2010-02-21 |
| 14 | Cops & Roger | 2010-04-11 |
| 15 | Merlot Down Dirty Shame | 2010-04-18 |
| 16 | Bully for Steve | 2010-04-25 |
| 17 | An Incident at Owl Creek | 2010-05-09 |
| 18 | The Great Space Roaster | 2010-05-16 |
Season 7
| 1 | 100 A.D: Part One | 2010-10-03 |
| 2 | Son of Stan: Part 2 | 2010-10-10 |
| 3 | Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls | 2010-11-07 |
| 4 | Stan's Food Restaurant | 2010-11-14 |
| 5 | White Rice | 2010-11-21 |
| 6 | There Will Be Bad Blood | 2010-11-28 |
| 7 | The People vs. Martin Sugar | 2010-12-05 |
| 8 | For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls | 2010-12-12 |
| 9 | Fartbreak Hotel | 2011-01-16 |
| 10 | Stanny Boy and Frantastic | 2011-01-23 |
| 11 | A Piñata Named Desire | 2011-02-13 |
| 12 | You Debt Your Life | 2011-02-20 |
| 13 | I Am the Walrus | 2011-03-27 |
| 14 | School Lies | 2011-04-03 |
| 15 | License to Till | 2011-04-10 |
| 16 | Jenny Fromdabloc | 2011-04-17 |
| 17 | Home Wrecker | 2011-05-08 |
| 18 | Flirting with Disaster | 2011-05-15 |
| 19 | Gorillas in the Mist | 2011-05-22 |
Season 8
| 1 | Hot Water | 2011-09-25 |
| 2 | Hurricane! | 2011-10-02 |
| 3 | A Ward Show | 2011-11-06 |
| 4 | The Worst Stan | 2011-11-13 |
| 5 | Virtual In-Stanity | 2011-11-20 |
| 6 | The Scarlet Getter | 2011-11-27 |
| 7 | Season's Beatings | 2011-12-11 |
| 8 | The Unbrave One | 2012-01-08 |