| 1 | Pilot | 2007-09-24 |
| 2 | The Big Bran Hypothesis | 2007-10-01 |
| 3 | The Fuzzy Boots Corollary | 2007-10-08 |
| 4 | The Luminous Fish Effect | 2007-10-15 |
| 5 | The Hamburger Postulate | 2007-10-22 |
| 6 | The Middle Earth Paradigm | 2007-10-29 |
| 7 | The Dumpling Paradox | 2007-11-05 |
| 8 | The Grasshopper Experiment | 2007-11-12 |
| 9 | The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization | 2008-03-17 |
| 10 | The Loobenfeld Decay | 2008-03-24 |
| 11 | The Pancake Batter Anomaly | 2008-03-31 |
| 12 | The Jerusalem Duality | 2008-04-14 |
| 13 | The Bat Jar Conjecture | 2008-04-21 |
| 14 | The Nerdvana Annihilation | 2008-04-28 |
| 15 | The Pork Chop Indeterminacy | 2008-05-05 |
| 16 | The Peanut Reaction | 2008-05-12 |
| 17 | The Tangerine Factor | 2008-05-19 |
| 1 | The Bad Fish Paradigm | 2008-09-22 |
| 2 | The Codpiece Topology | 2008-09-29 |
| 3 | The Barbarian Sublimation | 2008-10-06 |
| 4 | The Griffin Equivalency | 2008-10-13 |
| 5 | The Euclid Alternative | 2008-10-20 |
| 6 | The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem | 2008-11-03 |
| 7 | The Panty Piñata Polarization | 2008-11-10 |
| 8 | The Lizard-Spock Expansion | 2008-11-17 |
| 9 | The White Asparagus Triangulation | 2008-11-24 |
| 10 | The Vartabedian Conundrum | 2008-12-08 |
| 11 | The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis | 2008-12-15 |
| 12 | The Killer Robot Instability | 2009-01-12 |
| 13 | The Friendship Algorithm | 2009-01-19 |
| 14 | The Financial Permeability | 2009-02-02 |
| 15 | The Maternal Capacitance | 2009-02-09 |
| 16 | The Cushion Saturation | 2009-03-02 |
| 17 | The Terminator Decoupling | 2009-03-09 |
| 18 | The Work Song Nanocluster | 2009-03-16 |
| 19 | The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition | 2009-03-30 |
| 20 | The Hofstadter Isotope | 2009-04-13 |
| 21 | The Vegas Renormalization | 2009-04-27 |
| 22 | The Classified Materials Turbulence | 2009-05-04 |
| 23 | The Monopolar Expedition | 2009-05-11 |
| 1 | The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation | 2009-09-21 |
| 2 | The Jiminy Conjecture | 2009-09-28 |
| 3 | The Gothowitz Deviation | 2009-10-05 |
| 4 | The Pirate Solution | 2009-10-12 |
| 5 | The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary | 2009-10-19 |
| 6 | The Cornhusker Vortex | 2009-11-02 |
| 7 | The Guitarist Amplification | 2009-11-09 |
| 8 | The Adhesive Duck Deficiency | 2009-11-16 |
| 9 | The Vengeance Formulation | 2009-11-23 |
| 10 | The Gorilla Experiment | 2009-12-07 |
| 11 | The Maternal Congruence | 2009-12-14 |
| 12 | The Psychic Vortex | 2010-01-11 |
| 13 | The Bozeman Reaction | 2010-01-18 |
| 14 | The Einstein Approximation | 2010-02-01 |
| 15 | The Large Hadron Collision | 2010-02-08 |
| 16 | The Excelsior Acquisition | 2010-03-01 |
| 17 | The Precious Fragmentation | 2010-03-08 |
| 18 | The Pants Alternative | 2010-03-22 |
| 19 | The Wheaton Recurrence | 2010-04-12 |
| 20 | The Spaghetti Catalyst | 2010-05-03 |
| 21 | The Plimpton Stimulation | 2010-05-10 |
| 22 | The Staircase Implementation | 2010-05-17 |
| 23 | The Lunar Excitation | 2010-05-24 |
| 1 | The Robotic Manipulation | 2010-09-23 |
| 2 | The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification | 2010-09-30 |
| 3 | The Zazzy Substitution | 2010-10-07 |
| 4 | The Hot Troll Deviation | 2010-10-14 |
| 5 | The Desperation Emanation | 2010-10-21 |
| 6 | The Irish Pub Formulation | 2010-10-28 |
| 7 | The Apology Insufficiency | 2010-11-04 |
| 8 | The 21-Second Excitation | 2010-11-11 |
| 9 | The Boyfriend Complexity | 2010-11-18 |
| 10 | The Alien Parasite Hypothesis | 2010-11-09 |
| 11 | The Justice League Recombination | 2010-12-16 |
| 12 | The Bus Pants Utilization | 2011-01-06 |
| 13 | The Love Car Displacement | 2011-01-20 |
| 14 | The Thespian Catalyst | 2011-02-03 |
| 15 | The Benefactor Factor | 2011-02-10 |
| 16 | The Cohabitation Formulation | 2011-02-17 |
| 17 | The Toast Derivation | 2011-02-24 |
| 18 | The Prestidigitation Approximation | 2011-03-10 |
| 19 | The Zarnecki Incursion | 2011-03-31 |
| 20 | The Herb Garden Germination | 2011-04-07 |
| 21 | The Agreement Dissection | 2011-04-28 |
| 22 | The Wildebeest Implementation | 2011-05-05 |
| 23 | The Engagement Reaction | 2011-05-12 |
| 24 | The Roommate Transmogrification | 2011-05-19 |
| 1 | The Skank Reflex Analysis | 2011-09-22 |
| 2 | The Infestation Hypothesis | 2011-09-22 |
| 3 | The Pulled Groin Extrapolation | 2011-09-29 |
| 4 | The Wiggly Finger Catalyst | 2011-10-06 |
| 5 | The Russian Rocket Reaction | 2011-10-13 |
| 6 | The Rhinitis Revelation | 2011-10-20 |
| 7 | The Good Guy Fluctuation | 2011-10-27 |
| 8 | The Isolation Permutation | 2011-11-03 |
| 9 | The Ornithophobia Diffusion | 2011-11-10 |
| 10 | The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition | 2011-11-17 |
| 11 | The Speckerman Recurrence | 2011-12-08 |
| 12 | The Shiny Trinket Maneuver | 2012-01-12 |
| 13 | The Recombination Hypothesis | 2011-01-19 |